2026-07-15 08:01 utc · briefs.co
JPMorgan finds 40% of some teams were just elaborate placeholder text
Jamie Dimon reports AI has replaced up to 40% of roles in certain departments. The savings, he promises, will go to customers via lower fees, a claim as believable as a chatbot saying it understands your frustration.
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| company | JPMorgan |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-15 08:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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