2026-10-26 18:01 utc · marcusraitner.substack.com
Ikea cuts 1,650 jobs, blames everything but the obvious roommate
Ingka and Inter Ikea axed roughly 1,650 corporate roles citing declining sales and organizational complexity, not automation. Flat-pack honesty, assemble separately.
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| role affected | corporate roles |
| humans affected | 1650 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-26 18:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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