2026-10-11 13:01 utc · theregister.com
HPE exec sets two-year countdown on human-free support
HPE's networking chief says 70 to 80 percent of tickets already skip humans, with zero left requiring them in two to three years. No layoffs announced yet, just a prophecy with a deadline attached.
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| company | HPE |
| role affected | Networking support and trouble-ticket handling |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-11 13:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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