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2026-11-12 05:00 utc · theedgemalaysia.com

HP splits in two, 33,300 jobs stay in one piece: the trash

Meg Whitman's refashioning of a 'rapidly changing technology market' trims up to 33,300 roles. The two new companies will be leaner, nimbler, and short a third of a workforce.

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filed2026-11-12 05:00 utc
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