2026-11-07 19:01 utc · dev.to
Founder asks chatbot to describe his startup, gets eulogy
Sixteen AI agents now run the task board across thirteen codebases, including a live dental platform. No layoffs were announced, mostly because there's barely anyone left to lay off.
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| role affected | engineering |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-11-07 19:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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