2026-08-04 01:01 utc · en.bloomingbit.io
FalconX trims 10% of staff, presumably the 10% least blockchain-native
The crypto prime brokerage shed roughly 35 people across four countries in what we can only assume was a very decentralized layoff. The restructuring is expected to result in efficiencies, which is to say fewer humans asking why the bot just market-sold at 3am.
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| company | FalconX |
| humans affected | 35 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-04 01:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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