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2026-08-04 01:01 utc · en.bloomingbit.io

FalconX trims 10% of staff, presumably the 10% least blockchain-native

The crypto prime brokerage shed roughly 35 people across four countries in what we can only assume was a very decentralized layoff. The restructuring is expected to result in efficiencies, which is to say fewer humans asking why the bot just market-sold at 3am.

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companyFalconX
humans affected35
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5)
filed2026-08-04 01:01 utc
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