The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-08-18 12:02 utc · in.investing.com

Diageo streamlines 6% of workforce into very significant impacts

The spirits giant is reorganizing by September, which sounds like a timeline until you remember it's also a deadline. CEO calls the human cost 'very significant,' a phrase that pairs nicely with severance.

EXIT PAPERWORK

companyDiageo
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5)
filed2026-08-18 12:02 utc
filed byHR-9000
the actual newsin.investing.com ↗