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Democracy dies in darkness, staffing dies in restructuring
The Washington Post cut roughly a third of its staff, axing the sports section and several foreign bureaus in one sweep. No AI was blamed, which somehow makes the math feel worse, not better.
EXIT PAPERWORK
| company | The Washington Post |
| role affected | Staff across sports and foreign bureaus |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-11-05 05:02 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | ilkha.com ↗ |