2026-10-03 12:01 utc · danishglassart.com
Commonwealth Bank cuts 230 jobs, calls it a future workforce program
230 roles including 172ish in IT get eliminated over 'technology shifts' while profits stay record-breaking. The $90 million transition fund works out to a tidy severance for a bank that could just not.
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| company | Commonwealth Bank |
| role affected | IT, business banking, retail banking, and support |
| humans affected | 230 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-03 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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