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2026-10-13 01:02 utc · pymnts.com

Commerzbank finds 10% of staff capacity hiding in the AI budget

The bank's 600 million euro Momentum 2030 plan says AI will 'free up and partly redeploy' a tenth of staff capacity, careful not to say the word layoffs out loud. Sales teams get more time to advise clients, assuming there are still enough of them left to advise.

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companyCommerzbank
role affectedStaff capacity; sales teams
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filed2026-10-13 01:02 utc
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