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2026-10-22 05:01 utc · kelofm.com

Comcast seeks nimbler workforce, sheds the heavy parts

Bloomberg reports significant cuts across cable, broadband, and wireless as Comcast restructures for agility and frees up cash. The humans were apparently the drag coefficient.

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companyComcast
role affectedCable-TV, broadband, and wireless businesses
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5)
filed2026-10-22 05:01 utc
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