2026-07-15 20:01 utc · devicedaily.com
Coinbase discovers AI can operate across every facet except the severance budget
Hundreds gone as the CEO explains that AI brings a profound shift in how companies operate, which apparently means operating with fewer people who know how companies operate. The blockchain, at least, remains decentralized.
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| company | Coinbase |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-15 20:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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