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2026-07-06 21:35 utc · techcrunch.com

Coinbase discovers AI can handle volatility better than 14% of staff

The crypto exchange is cutting roughly one in seven employees to address market conditions and, coincidentally, all those shiny new AI tools that improve efficiency. The tools stay. The people addressing the volatility do not.

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