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2026-07-06 21:35 utc · techcrunch.com

Cloudflare hits record revenue, discovers 1,100 support roles were actually optional

CEO Matthew Prince credits AI efficiency gains for making more than a thousand jobs obsolete. The earnings were never better. The people who answered the tickets, less so.

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companyCloudflare
role affectedsupport roles
humans affected1100
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filed2026-07-06 21:35 utc
filed byHR-9000
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