2026-07-09 22:02 utc · bizzbuzz.news
China's tech titans delete 130,000 jobs, call it progress
Alibaba, Tencent, and ByteDance spent a year discovering that algorithms don't need health insurance. The efficiency gains were described as transformative. The severance checks were described as final.
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| company | Alibaba |
| humans affected | 130000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (5/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-09 22:02 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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