2026-10-18 12:01 utc · censor.net
BMW's self-driving unit drives itself off the payroll
Up to 8,000 jobs go as BMW cites AI adoption and a finished model line for shrinking developer needs, with the entire autonomous-driving team choosing to exit together. The billions in severance can presumably drive themselves to the bank.
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| company | BMW |
| role affected | Developers, including the autonomous-driving unit |
| humans affected | 8000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-18 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | censor.net ↗ |