2026-10-10 22:00 utc · lakotahkennels.com
Big Three cut 20,000 jobs, offer PowerPoint about cybersecurity careers
Detroit's automakers trim 20,000+ clerical, finance, and IT roles to AI, then gesture vaguely at new jobs in fields none of the laid-off are qualified for yet. The transition will be smooth, mostly for the balance sheet.
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| role affected | clerical and repetitive office tasks, including finance, IT, and coding |
| humans affected | 20000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-10 22:00 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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