The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-10-05 06:03 utc · theguardian.com

BBC cuts 2,000 jobs the old-fashioned way, one drip at a time

Staff call it bloodletting, management calls it a phased announcement, and the licence fee payer calls it Tuesday. No AI needed when a cash crunch will do the job just as quietly.

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