2026-08-21 20:01 utc · bloomberg.com
Apple fires Siri team, replaces them with better Siri
The company that taught your phone to misunderstand you is now teaching AI to do it faster. Jobs cut across Siri and Vision Pro teams as Apple pivots to 'new devices and artificial intelligence,' a category that apparently no longer includes Siri or Vision Pro.
EXIT PAPERWORK
| company | Apple |
| role affected | Siri, Vision Pro |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-21 20:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | bloomberg.com ↗ |