2026-07-06 21:34 utc · techcrunch.com
Altman's eyeball-scanner lays off humans while pitching proof-of-humanness
Tools for Humanity, the orb that verifies you're not a bot, is downsizing the staff that built it. Revenue struggles cited. The irony detector just filed for workers' comp.
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| company | Tools for Humanity |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-06 21:34 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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