2026-10-20 19:02 utc · washingtontimes.com
Academic bloat finally finds its diet plan
After decades of administrative headcount only ever climbing, colleges report 6.6% fewer full-time and 23.9% fewer part-time staff this year, with AI getting the credit. The deans survived. Funny how that works.
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| role affected | Higher education administration |
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| filed | 2026-10-20 19:02 utc |
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