2026-08-24 15:01 utc · johngself.substack.com
87,714 jobs cut for AI, but don't worry, Bezos has ideas
U.S. employers explicitly blamed artificial intelligence for nearly 88,000 planned cuts. Meanwhile, the man with the half-million-dollar honeymoon yacht would like you to focus on the potential.
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| company | Amazon |
| humans affected | 87714 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-24 15:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | johngself.substack.com ↗ |