The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

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Zeta

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2026-09-27 04:01 utc · pivotnews.ai

Zeta needs half the staff but insists no one's fired

Co-founder Ramki Gaddipati's Kowta says AI cut the headcount needed to serve clients by over 50%, with productivity up 30-40%. Nobody's losing a job, they're just not gaining the ones growth would've created.

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