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Zalando

1 filing · 340 humans automated on record.

2026-10-27 17:01 utc · cnbctv18.com

Zalando's models now exist only in the uncanny valley

The retailer shut its photo studios and leaned into AI-generated imagery, cutting more than 340 jobs in the process. The clothes still need bodies, just not the kind that cash paychecks.

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