The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Workday

3 filings · 1,750 humans automated on record.

2026-10-15 00:01 utc · bizjournals.com

Workday lays off humans, buys itself an AI firm

Days after another round of cuts, Workday acquired a San Francisco AI startup, because nothing says 'workforce planning' like replacing the workforce you just planned away.

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