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WiseTech

3 filings · 500 humans automated on record.

2026-07-16 10:01 utc · smh.com.au

Mining giant tells staff: if a bot can do it, we're not hiring you

WiseTech institutes a no-humans policy for any role AI might handle, joining the proud Australian tradition of digging things out of the ground and putting people in the ground. The company declined to specify which roles qualify, so employees are encouraged to assume all of them.

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