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Virgin Media O2

1 filing · 4,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-31 12:02 utc · telegraph.co.uk

Virgin Media O2 cuts a quarter of staff, calls it signal

The telecoms giant is reportedly drawing up plans to axe 4,000 of its 16,000 jobs, following BT's own AI-flavored downsizing playbook. Reception is excellent, apparently, for the people left to answer calls.

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