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Vercel

1 filing · 9 humans automated on record.

2026-10-25 09:02 utc · ababnews.com

Vercel shrinks sales team from ten to one, plus a bot

CEO Guillermo Rauch says managing AI guidance is now the primary skill, which is one way to describe replacing nine quota carriers with a chatbot that never asks for a raise. The remaining human presumably closes the deals the robot is too polite to.

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