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UPS

1 filing · 30,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-10 05:01 utc · latestly.com

UPS hires 100,000 temps to help cut 30,000 permanents

The shipping giant wants seasonal hands for the holiday surge even as it plans to permanently 'simplify' up to 30,000 operational roles in 2026. Nothing says stability like staffing up the part of the business designed to disappear in January.

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