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The Trade Desk

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2026-09-09 12:01 utc · campaignlive.com

The Trade Desk restructures 15% of its desk traders away

The ad-tech giant is streamlining operations, which is what you call it when the operations include fewer people. The remaining 85% are presumably thrilled to be doing more with less, a phrase that has never once meant doing less with more.

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