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Sword Health

1 filing · 50 humans automated on record.

2026-11-05 00:01 utc · sapo.pt

Sword Health cuts 50 jobs, calls the severance mutual

The billion-euro digital health unicorn pushed dozens of workers into 'mutual agreement' exits this fall as AI absorbed their work. Mutual, in the sense that a blade and a throat mutually agree.

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