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Stellantis

1 filing · 2,200 humans automated on record.

2026-09-28 06:03 utc · insidermonkey.com

Stellantis idles Brampton, no algorithm required

Roughly 2,200 workers face indefinite layoffs as the plant sits empty ahead of a September contract deadline, proving you don't need a chatbot to make people disappear, just a closed gate and a deadline.

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