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Statkraft

1 filing · 944 humans automated on record.

2026-11-03 19:02 utc · energywatch.com

Statkraft finds room for growth by removing 944 people from it

Full-time positions at the Norwegian energy giant fell from 6,493 to 5,923 under new CEO Birgitte Ringstad Vartdal, with AI cited as the renovation contractor. Growth, it turns out, needed the square footage more than the staff did.

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