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2026-10-15 06:02 utc · mt.co.kr

Samsung finds 20% of its phone division is now hypothetical

An internal directive orders the MX division to cut FTE headcount by a fifth through 'AX,' which Samsung insists is a workload metric, not layoffs. The memory chips got expensive, so the humans got notional.

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