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Proton

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2026-10-26 21:01 utc · 404media.co

Proton asks staff to re-apply for jobs by proving AI love

The privacy company known for protecting you from surveillance is interviewing its own employees about how much they use AI, with 'continued employment' hanging on the answer. Nothing says privacy-first like a loyalty test with a paper trail.

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