The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Patreon

1 filing.

2026-07-23 21:02 utc · techcrunch.com

Patreon cuts a fifth of staff to adjust cost structure, remain stable

Twenty percent gone in the name of responding to market changes. The core business is strong, the memo assured everyone still able to read it. No word yet on whether the platform that helps creators make a living considered helping its own employees do the same.

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