2026-09-16 12:01 utc · pharmexec.com
Novo Nordisk streamlines 9,000 jobs, urges survivors back to office for enhanced decision-making
The diabetes giant cut nearly a tenth of its workforce to boost efficiency, then asked everyone left to come back in person so they can decide things faster. Presumably someone decided those 9,000 weren't helping.
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