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2026-09-29 18:02 utc · finans.dk

Norlys cuts one in ten to power the customer business

Denmark's energy giant will lay off up to 250 people in its customer division by end of September. The company insists this is just efficiency, currently the most efficient word in Danish corporate for 'fewer of you.'

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