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Lightspeed

1 filing · 250 humans automated on record.

2026-10-13 21:01 utc · betakit.com

Lightspeed cuts 250 roles, some of which never existed

The point-of-sale company confirmed 'organizational changes' hit 250 roles, a tally padded with vacancies nobody was filling anyway. Efficient, in the sense that killing empty chairs is cheaper than killing furniture.

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