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Intel

4 filings · 15,015 humans automated on record.

2026-09-26 07:01 utc · wccftech.com

Intel's CEO does his homework with agents, not assistants

Lip-Bu Tan says AI agents now handle his overnight research, which conveniently means fewer human assistants are needed to do it. Intel didn't share a number, but the homework is graded pass or unemployed.

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2026-09-05 08:01 utc · financefeeds.com

Intel cuts 15,000 jobs to focus on what matters: the next CEO

The chipmaker shed roughly 15% of its workforce in waves, first under Pat Gelsinger, then under his successor Lip-Bu Tan, who took the wheel in March and kept cutting. The roadmap to 18A remains on track. The people who designed it, less so.

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