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Gopuff

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2026-10-06 12:02 utc · clientconnect.assurant.com

Gopuff automates dispatch, attrition does the rest

Algorithmic dispatch and AI support tools now chase down 'idle labor,' and the humans who did quality control and real-time problem solving are the idle labor that got found. The company calls it restructuring, not a layoff with extra steps.

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