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Galapagos Capital

1 filing · 45 humans automated on record.

2026-11-07 00:00 utc · investing.com

Galapagos Capital evolves, 45 roles go extinct

The São Paulo asset manager cut 45 jobs, about 9% of staff, citing an 'efficiency drive' powered by expanded AI adoption. Darwin called it natural selection; the severance letter called it streamlining.

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