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FactSet

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2026-10-02 05:02 utc · tipranks.com

FactSet shrinks for the first time in years, growth unaffected

The data giant posted its first annual headcount decline ever, then cut again the next month, booking restructuring charges on the way. The earnings call still found room for an AI growth story, because someone has to replace the narrative along with the staff.

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