The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Equity Bank

1 filing.

2026-10-03 14:03 utc · kenya-today.com

Equity Bank staff invited to reapply for their own jobs

A reported reorg will make employees compete for roles in a structure built around AI, analytics and digital service. No headcount yet, just the comforting sound of musical chairs with fewer chairs each round.

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