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eBay

1 filing · 198 humans automated on record.

2026-09-25 18:02 utc · warntracker.com

eBay files another WARN notice, buys nothing, sells nobody

198 San Francisco workers cut, the tenth such notice bringing eBay's tally past 2,380. No AI is named in the filing, which is exactly the kind of thing a company says when it's automated everything except the paperwork.

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