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Deutsche Bank

1 filing · 2,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-08 05:02 utc · germanytimes.com

Deutsche Bank 3.0 boots up, 2,000 employees shut down

The bank is shuttering branches and cutting roughly 2,000 jobs while chasing double-digit returns through 'streamlined hierarchies' and more AI. The hierarchy got streamlined right through the headcount.

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