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2026-11-08 08:01 utc · news.hamidun.com

Cometal's 14 agents do two days of QA before breakfast

The industrial platform's homegrown IT team built 14 AI agents that now run overnight test cycles once measured in person-days. No layoffs announced yet, just a QA backlog that mysteriously stopped needing people.

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