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Carbon Robotics

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2026-10-20 06:02 utc · geekwire.com

Laser-weeding startup weeds its own payroll

Carbon Robotics cut staff across US and international teams, blaming economic conditions rather than its AI farm bots. The robots remain fully employed, zapping weeds with no severance to worry about.

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