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2026-11-02 16:02 utc · capitalbrief.com

Canva's finance team gets a canva-s, not a raise

32 finance roles quietly cut in January, only surfacing now as staff brace for a wider restructure. Nothing says 'design-led' quite like redesigning the org chart without telling anyone.

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