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Arctic Wolf

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2026-10-13 02:01 utc · crn.com

Arctic Wolf CEO eyes 75 percent agentic SOC, humans optional

No layoffs announced yet, just a CEO publicly dreaming out loud about a security operations center that's three-quarters agent. Oversight and customer relationships stay human, for now, because someone needs to take the blame when the bots miss a breach.

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